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Aire Waves
Leeds Canoe Club Blog. We paddle... lots!
Airewaves used to be Leeds Canoe Club's magazine letting people know what the club was upto. Its quite hard work pulling together a publication letting people know what the club is doing and publishing dates in advance is always hard as things tend to change. Step forth the blog.. Push button publishing for the masses. So here is the idea a few people in the club take it in turns to write up trips and talk about things in the club.
Monday, October 09, 2006filthy lucre
Q1) How do you get two brand spanking crisp twenty pound notes through a slot a inch wide from 2 feet away.
ans) give them to Greg. He managed this on his first attempt, and left handed, and both thrown at the same time. Through a grate at the back of car.
Q2) How many people does it take to rescue two damp twenty pound notes for a grate near Scotch corner
ans) About 37, judging by the crowd that had gathered to watch Greg hammer the grate, use a crow bar on the grate, attach a wagon strap to the grate and line up all the crowd and pull together, still no use.
Q3) How do you heal the rift between anglers and Kayakers.
ans) Get one of the anglers to use his fishing rod as chopsticks and rescue wet cash from bottom of pit. Then pat him on the back, and offer him food.
Q4) Who could be a nominee for Dick of the year this year.
ans) Mr Gregory Parsons
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